Office Temp Stunned to Find Out He’s a Millionaire
Staffing Talk
JANUARY 4, 2013
Jan Smith, Jeff’s girlfriend. An Eggplant exclusive. The Eggplant denies any relationship with The Onion. Office temp and former Obama campaign worker Jeff Sanders was stunned to find out today that he too is a millionaire after verifying the numbers in his paycheck today. “I dreamed for President Obama to be reelected so he would increase taxes on millionaires,” says Sanders.
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